KEWCHIE KAKEZ
KEWCHIE KAKEZ
Est. 2022
Scrumptiously Nasty
THE CLIMAX LLC
#KewchieKakez
Goldrilla - The 24kt Gold Kewchie
FAN FAVORITE
Puszy Valley
*Puszy Platter
#SPEAK VAGINA
aka -The Menu
*all Kewchie Kakez can be Infused
Sweet P
Sweet Potato Kewchie Cake dripping in warm Spicy Honey bussin’ with nutz…-er toasted pecans
Eat a lil Kat or Sum'n
A Decadent Chocolate Kewchie Kake Drizzled in chocolate syrup, and served with “The Drip”
Slob on this Kat (cause this thang is Fat)
Chef Kal El's Original Kewchie with chocolate chips , bedded with bananas, strawberries, and drizzled in Tha Drip and chocolate syrup
Looking for tha Chewin
Look no further ! An Orignal Kewchie your way, *choose two (2) toppings
Cookie Monster
The Oooohreo Kewchie Drizzled & Dripping with chocolate syrup
Squirtle Squirtle
Imagine a heavy glaze over The Original Kewchie , all Warm , delicious and glistening then drizzled in chocolate
Pussy Fairy
An original Kewchie filled with birthday sprinkles, covered in Tha Drip, then drizzled in chocolate
Lick ‘em Low Lover (Lemon)
Licking Lips Down Low would ONLY be better if they were the real thing! These Lemon flavored Lips are sensually sweet and accompanied with a lemon cream to drizzle on top.
Straddling Faces (Strawberry)
This is dedicated to our Reverse Cowgyrl Lovers! This Sensual Strawberry Kewchie wants to be your favorite Kewchie Kake; , who doesn’t love a Superb Face Straddler… and then IN STRAWBERRY!?! We’re providing enough chocolate sauce to cover clit & crevices.
Diced Pineapple
You already know what it is, Diced Pineapple is the Kewchie for the Summer. Moist and Scrumptiously Nasty, covered in “the Drip” sweet cream.
Puszy Valley
A Classy, Nasty Classic, Memphis will stand up for this one; a Red Velvet Kewchie Kake, lightly drenched in a sweetened cream cheese…let this rich chocolate snatch your soul
ABOUT
For the Love of Kewchie Kakez...
Chef Kal El is not only your favorite Pastry / Personal Chef, but he is also Damien Darhk, Author of "The Cunglinguist: The Pocket Guide to Her Oral Orgasmic Climax" -2018 (every major /ebook retailer). If you've read the book, then you know nothing but passion is the primary ingredient. Each Kewchie Cake was well thought out to equally match its uncanny flavor. Kewhchie Kakez can be shipped for that Fun Party, Girl's Night, Bachelor/Bachelorette parties, or just because you love a good ass Kewchie Kake regularly!
Kewchie Kakez can be shipped, *delivered or if in the Glendale and surounding area can be picked up.
TABOO
25
Each
Taking fourplay and food porn to an entirely different plateau; Chef Kal El has created these exclusive Kewchies with YOUR Foodgasm in mind.
Goldrilla Mooseknuckle
(The 24kt Gold Kewchie)
Giving the Gold to Glorilla putting Memphis back on the Map! This is that 24kt gold Mooseknuckle, laced in edible gold, and served with Tha Drip and caramel sauce
*Signature : The Cunglinguist
Orgasm
Bacon definitely makes this Kewchie purr; Fresh crispy Bacon overwhelm this beauty on the inside. Then she's covered in sweet and Spicy syrup on the outside
Go ahead & let your palate have a foodgasm for me, this Kewchie has a Carmello in her, then layered in “Tha Drip”, caramel & chocolate sauce, laced in toasted pecans
Freaky
Deaky
Fridayz
20
EACH
​**Only Served in Glendale,Arizona & surrounding area
Be a lil Naughty and have something Scrumptiously Nasty for Brunch! Served on
Saturdays & Sundays 10a - 1p
Tit n' Clit
p.l.t.
Breakfast in Bed
Once you taste this Sensually Seasoned Golden Brown Breast clenched between two Buttered Kewchie Kakez and Saturated in Warm, Hot Honey, you’ll be tipped over into the Precipice of Euphoria.
(Puszy,Bacon,Lettuce & Tomato)
Kewchie the Breakfast of Champions! Choose between Bacon or Sausage, & your favorite egg style and Chef Kal El will create it into a Climatic Masterpiece bedded between Lucious Kewchie Kakez drizzled in the sweetest hot honey.
When a Classic goes Erotic; the King of FoodPorn pairs Premium Bacon
With firm sliced tomatoes, crisp shredded lettuce, mayo and American cheese, pressed between 2 golden buttered Kewchie Kakez. The Best of Both Worlds.
WHIPS
chainz
&
The Edible
Infused Kewchie
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Starting @
Your pastry chef's FAVORITE Pastry Chef has cooked up the most tastiest of Edibles that will put a little Kink in your day! "Whips & Chains" is your choice of your favorite Kewchie Kake infused with some of the finest cannabis in the West.
"Whips & Chains" is what you're desiring to take you to Mars. If you love Kewchie AND Cannabis (who doesn't, am I right!) then you'll be craving one of these Succulent kewchies. Gobble 'em up and let that high ride...not only am I the CEO, im a Proud Connoisseur and Gobbler also!
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15
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PREMIUM ICE CREAM CLINCHED BETWEEN A SCRUMPTIOUSLY NASTY KEWCHIE KAKE
Choose your favorite Kewchie Kake & add Cream...ice cream that is! (Seasonal Item)
Lick or Sum'n
Strawberry ice creaming in a Chocolate Kewchie
Shipping is available on most items within 48 States
Choose Your
CLIMAX
QUICKIE (2) 14
MENAGE A TROIS' (3) 20
4 PLAY (6) 40
MUNCH (10) 65
PUSZY PLATTER (16) 105
Now, THIS is for the serious Kewchie Lover; 16 Kewchies of your choice with 8 drips to make these puszys purr. Enough sweet Kewchies to feed the friends!
*Sunshine 24kt , ORGASM & The Cunglinguist are extra
